Why am I up right now?
Let me be clear: THIS generation didn’t make The Bomb and drop it. This generation didn’t invent, “I’m OK, you’re OK.” This generation is not responsible for smooth jazz or Muzak. THIS generation didn’t gut economy and leave those under 40 the fucking scraps. This generation didn’t make a job market for college graduates that requires unpaid labor followed by unemployment or retail work.
Don’t fucking bash my generation, we didn’t do, aren’t responsible for, and are picking up the pieces of our asshole parents.
Me angry as hell about a really lame comic strip expounding on why Generation Y (Get it, Generation Why?) being worthless. I’m not even going to link the strip because I want the author to die in obscurity. (via holy-mountaineering)
amoying:

strawberro:

strawberro:

strawberro:

owlsegg:

the-ackerman-queen:

strawberro:

LOOK WHAT MY CHEM TEACHER PUT ON MY TEST

Suuuuuuure. 

NO TEACHER WRITES LIKE THAt


THIS IS MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER NOW STOP CALLING BS 




hes showing this post to all his classes now

tell your chem teacher to change his theme

amoying:

strawberro:

strawberro:

strawberro:

owlsegg:

the-ackerman-queen:

strawberro:

LOOK WHAT MY CHEM TEACHER PUT ON MY TEST

Suuuuuuure. 

NO TEACHER WRITES LIKE THAt

THIS IS MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER NOW STOP CALLING BS 

hes showing this post to all his classes now

tell your chem teacher to change his theme

amy-banner:

this is what i’m wearing to the gates of hell. I could command armies in this dress.

amy-banner:

this is what i’m wearing to the gates of hell. I could command armies in this dress.

artsyongallifrey:

lay1306:

desperatembrace:

purrityring:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

my anaconda dont

Can i just say—hoW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT??

probably thought it was just cramps

Congrats- women can say that period cramps are worse than a snake eating their appendix.

artsyongallifrey:

lay1306:

desperatembrace:

purrityring:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

my anaconda dont

Can i just say—hoW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT??

probably thought it was just cramps

Congrats- women can say that period cramps are worse than a snake eating their appendix.

thranduil-the-elven-king:

gotta-luv-dem-books:

landofgay:

notsomadmaddy:

karkat-doodle-doo:

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

oeve-at-221b:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

albus—tumbledore:

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain


What?

nobody say a word

*squints loudly*…..….WHAT IS IT?!

THIS BOTHERS ME SOMEONE EXPLAIN

no one say it

HOW DO 262,375 KNOW WHAT THIS IS AND IM JUST SITTING HERE LIKE WHAT

thranduil-the-elven-king:

gotta-luv-dem-books:

landofgay:

notsomadmaddy:

karkat-doodle-doo:

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

oeve-at-221b:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

albus—tumbledore:

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain

What?

nobody say a word

*squints loudly*…..
….WHAT IS IT?!

THIS BOTHERS ME SOMEONE EXPLAIN

no one say it

HOW DO 262,375 KNOW WHAT THIS IS AND IM JUST SITTING HERE LIKE WHAT

image

thejourneytonirvana:

lilmotel:

envyadams:

today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”

image

this post had me in tears

the-unpopular-opinions:

I don’t deny that asexuality is a legitimate (albeit very rare) orientation. But I think most people identifying as “demisexual,” are putting a label on what is actually a very common inclination just so they can claim minority status.
I know it is very controversial to question any orientation on tumblr, but there is a point when the labels get ridiculous. I’m not complaining because the number of labels is “confusing” - I’m complaining because it is bordering on offensive to come up with excuses to try to worm your way into the gender/sexual minority community, which is quite honestly what this is. And I say this as someone who fits the demisexual definition: 
I have never experienced sexual attraction to someone without first forming a strong emotional connection with them. 
Neither have many other teenagers, which is one of the reasons I think the term is so popular on tumblr: it gives ordinary people the chance to feel special. When I first read the definition of demisexuality, I felt excited because I never realized that I was part of the LGBTQIA(etc) community before. Believe me - I understand the desire to be something other than a boring old “cishet.” But in reality there are millions of people outside of tumblr who would kill to be just that, and I’m not going to discredit their struggles by waving a rainbow flag and yelling “DEMISEXUAL PRIDE!”
In short: Everyone experiences sex and sexual attraction differently; having a slightly lower libido does not warrant a separate orientation nor put you on the same level as the millions of people around the world who suffer daily for theirs.
The fact that there will be people ranting at me for writing this proves my point: that people would rather fight for recognition of their own made-up identity than take a stand against the oppression of real ones.

the-unpopular-opinions:

I don’t deny that asexuality is a legitimate (albeit very rare) orientation. But I think most people identifying as “demisexual,” are putting a label on what is actually a very common inclination just so they can claim minority status.

I know it is very controversial to question any orientation on tumblr, but there is a point when the labels get ridiculous. I’m not complaining because the number of labels is “confusing” - I’m complaining because it is bordering on offensive to come up with excuses to try to worm your way into the gender/sexual minority community, which is quite honestly what this is. And I say this as someone who fits the demisexual definition: 

I have never experienced sexual attraction to someone without first forming a strong emotional connection with them.

Neither have many other teenagers, which is one of the reasons I think the term is so popular on tumblr: it gives ordinary people the chance to feel special. When I first read the definition of demisexuality, I felt excited because I never realized that I was part of the LGBTQIA(etc) community before. Believe me - I understand the desire to be something other than a boring old “cishet.” But in reality there are millions of people outside of tumblr who would kill to be just that, and I’m not going to discredit their struggles by waving a rainbow flag and yelling “DEMISEXUAL PRIDE!”

In short: Everyone experiences sex and sexual attraction differently; having a slightly lower libido does not warrant a separate orientation nor put you on the same level as the millions of people around the world who suffer daily for theirs.

The fact that there will be people ranting at me for writing this proves my point: that people would rather fight for recognition of their own made-up identity than take a stand against the oppression of real ones.

officialjipersnoe:

edmundtherockpikmin:

officialjipersnoe:

My whole life has been leading up to this moment

"The average person shares 30000 cokes a year" is a statistical error. Coke georg lives in a cave and shares 3000 cokes a week. He is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted.

you know i posted this because i am nicknamed Georg by a certain group of people and was very confused as to why this photo was getting so many noted.
It is all so clear now

officialjipersnoe:

edmundtherockpikmin:

officialjipersnoe:

My whole life has been leading up to this moment

"The average person shares 30000 cokes a year" is a statistical error. Coke georg lives in a cave and shares 3000 cokes a week. He is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted.

you know i posted this because i am nicknamed Georg by a certain group of people and was very confused as to why this photo was getting so many noted.

It is all so clear now

briandanielwolf:

vixyish:

xixsem:

I DID THIS IM VERY PROUD OF IT YOU KNOW WHY
BECAUSE
WAIT FOR IT
LORDE OF THE RINGS

But every day’s like
Gold ring, greybeard, trippin’ on the mushrooms
Blood-mad Nazgul trashin’ the hotel room
We don’t care
We got to Rivendell across the stream

And everybody’s like
Mountains, dwarf mines, presents from the Elf Queen
Rowboats, rock paths, Gollum on a rope leash
We don’t care
Yeah we’re simply gonna walk in there

Cuz we’re going to Moooooordor
(Moooooordor)

briandanielwolf:

vixyish:

xixsem:

I DID THIS IM VERY PROUD OF IT YOU KNOW WHY

BECAUSE

WAIT FOR IT

LORDE OF THE RINGS

But every day’s like
Gold ring, greybeard, trippin’ on the mushrooms
Blood-mad Nazgul trashin’ the hotel room
We don’t care
We got to Rivendell across the stream
And everybody’s like
Mountains, dwarf mines, presents from the Elf Queen
Rowboats, rock paths, Gollum on a rope leash
We don’t care
Yeah we’re simply gonna walk in there

Cuz we’re going to Moooooordor

(Moooooordor)

tropius:

holmes-less:

lucifersaxon:

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on

NO ONE SAY ANYTHING

i dont get it

jekyllian:

jim gordon: be strong
[bruce grows up to be batman]
jim gordon: i meant emotionally

aseaofquotes:

Cormac McCarthy, No Country for Old Men

aseaofquotes:

Cormac McCarthy, No Country for Old Men

catastrophic-fallen-angel:

flulathedoge:

ev4n-perks:

NOW I KNOW WHY OUR GENERATION IS SO SARCASTIC AND CYNICAL

and gay

It all makes sense now